SOTW: Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin

Dig this band from Missouri. And I love it when bands put themselves in the "Pop" genre. It just seems so...honest?

http://www.myspace.com/boris - Listen to "Modern Mystery"

SOTW: The Wet Secrets

The name for this band is kinda wrong, but I'm sure that they totally love that I'm saying that right now. They're called The Wet Secrets (yeah, see? told you).

http://www.myspace.com/wetsecrets - Listen to "Get Your Own Apartment"

This one goes out to all you Millenials out there who are still mooching off the parental units while they try to "find themselves". Don't worry, you'll figure it out, at least until the Daddy's Money Tree dies.

Key of CJ - Now Featuring Song of the Week!

Sup Kids -

Moving SOTW to the blog - I'll be posting a new song each week. Why only one song you ask? BECAUSE I SAID SO, and because I am anti-clutter. You totally have time to devote to one song per week, and if you don't, maybe it's time to dump your needy girlfriend or quit being an investment banker.

muahahaha.

Math Rock: Cuz 4/4 Bands Just Suck

People have been freaking out about the Battles record, so you may have heard the genre "math rock" being thrown around.

"It was invented by a friend of ours as a derogatory term for a band me and James (Lo) played in called Wider. But his whole joke is that he'd watch the song and not react at all, and then take out his calculator to figure out how good the song was. So he'd call it math rock, and it was a total diss, as it should be". - Matt Sweeney from Chavez

Basically math rock is when musicians screw around with time signatures and meters to create delays, twists, random sycopation and CONFUSION! If it sounds off...don't worry, it's supposed to. And what about lyrics? You won't usually hear them in math rock - forget overdubbing cuz they're just another sound.

Early bands that started experimenting with meters and time signatures range from Captain Beefheart and Frank Zappa, to Pink Floyd and Genesis - but they were all thrown into the genre we know as "progressive rock." Canadian punks Nomeansno are hailed by critics as the "secret influence" of math rock with their "whiplash tempo shifts".

Other math rock bands you may have heard of include Explosions in the Sky, Deerhoof, 65DaysofStatic, Q and Not U, Forward Russia, and, of course, Battles.

The Death of Punk Planet

"But it is also true that great things end, and the best things end far too quickly." - Dave Maher, co-founder of Punk Planet

I'm not gonna lie and say that I was a die-hard punk planet fan, but that's only because it's not until now that I have the dough to subscribe to magazines.

For those of you who don't know, here's a brief background on Punk Planet. It was a print run punk zine out of Chicago that featured artist interviews, album reviews and articles on issues revolving around punk subculture (feminism, activism, etc). A truly smart zine - so much more than what people would classify as punk now. It started in 1994, and it ended today.

So why should you care? This is just more evidence of how the internet is rocking the music industry. Just as CDs are turning into USB Sticks, zines are turning into social networking sites. Eventually, music won't be tangible.

http://www.punkplanet.com/

Pandora Loves You Thi$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Much

Haven't mentioned the freakout about internet streaming royalties in a while...so here's an update.

According to Coolfer, webcasters have to pay a minimum fee of $500 per channel streamed. There used to be a cap at 2,500, but not no more. So think about it - on Pandora, you got your Ryan Adams Channel for rainy days, your Of Montreal Channel to wake you up on Mondays, and your Gallows Channel for when you're super ultra pissed off and wanna break stuff.

Basically, if you created a different channel for every different mood, Pandora would owe a million buhgillion dollars.

If that aint love...I don't know what is.

Emo 3: The Music

Believe it or not - when you said "emo" about 15 years ago, people knew what you meant, or they just didn't know it at all. It started underground, and it was defined. Now, it's a label that gets slapped on to every kid with a weird haircut.


Some History

In 1985, Minor Threat frontman Ian MacKaye and fellow musician Guy Picciotto wanted to shift away from the violence that surrounded the DC hardcore punk scene, so they decided to move their music in a more personal direction. They formed a band called Rites of Spring, whose innovative and experimental songs created a whole new genre – something their fans started describing as “emocore”.

In the 90’s, emocore began to take on a more indie rock feel, producing bands like Jawbreaker and Sunny Day Real Estate. “Indie Emo” was highly influenced by another one of MacKaye’s projects, the band Fugazi, and indie group Mission of Burma. Bands including Cursive, The GetUp Kids, and Bright Eyes were signed to indie labels and started to generate national attention.

Towards the end of the ‘90s, indie emo wasn’t so indie anymore – Teen People sealed the deal with their article on the new hip music called emo. Indie emo was officially dead – and mainstream emo was born.

The transition was evident in Jimmy Eat World’s release of Bleed American, which had almost no trace of emo whatsoever. But, the public knew Jimmy Eat World was associated with the term emo – so it stuck. Dashboard Confessional accomplished national success with frontman Chris Carrabba’s bleeding heart lyrics. New bands that had similarities to Jimmy Eat World and Dashboard were lumped into the same category – creating what we know as today’s emo genre.

Some Examples

Emo music involves pain - and describes it too. In the early nineties, Jawbreaker was the cornerstone of emo with frontman Blake Schwartzenbach belting out songs about alcohol, regrets, heartbreak and failure.

"There's a white light coming up
You draw the blinds hoping it'll pass
I kissed the bottle
I should've been kissin you
You wake up to an empty night
With tears for two" - Kiss the Bottle, Jawbreaker

Later 90's and early '00s, we saw the rise of emo icon Chris Carrabba and his band Dashboard Confessional. Carrabba would not just use his lyrics to convey his pain, but his voice too (I'm serious - he wrenches in pain). He often sheds a few tears during his shows because he is so moved - and, well, emo.

"Walking away.
It's not the same as running.
Is it to you now that you've run this in the ground.
And you say take this.
This medicine is just what you deserve.
Swallow, choke, and die. " - The Bitter Pill, Dashboard Confessional

Now, it's taken an even more drastic turn. Bands like Brand New spill not only their sadness but their anger and resentment as well. In one instance, the lead singer caught his girlfriend kissing another band member at a party. This was the result.

"So, is that what you call a getaway?
Well tell me what you got away with.
Cause I've seen more spine in jellyfish.
I've seen more guts in eleven-year-old kids.
Have another drink and drive yourself home.
I hope there's ice on all the roads.
And you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt,
and again when your head goes through the windshield." - Seventy Times Seven, Brand New

Lately, one of emo's more popular associations with pain is the spilling of blood. Bands like My Chemical Romance and Senses Fail paint bloody pictures with their lyrics - often bordering on being just plain ridiculous. This one is my favorites.

"Can you grant me one last wish
Play russian roulette as we kiss
I'll be your cheap novelty
Blow your brains out on me." - Choke on This, Senses Fail